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Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Healthy Eating

Eat more meat, fruits & vegetables
You must grasp logistical inefficiences. What does a cow eat? Hay, corn and grass. And what are these? Vegetables. So steak is nothing more than a mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken.

Beer & wine are good for you
It goes back to the earlier point about fruits & vegetables. Science divides everything into 3 categories: animal, mineral, vegetable. Beer & wine are not "animal", and they are not on the periodic table of elements, which leaves only one thing. So have a burger and a beer and enjoy your liquid vegetables.

Fried foods making a comeback
You're not listening. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oils. How could getting more vegetables be bad for ytou?

The secret to healthy eating
Thicker gravy


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