Till death do us part

So, the gay community is in an outrage over this marriage issue. What for? It's all semantics, baby. Separation of church & state. Sure, you can get married, but not in a church. The Vatican won't marry you because of your sexual preference.

And there's the catch. If you're not getting hitched in a church, it's called a civil union. The marriage won't be recognized by the church. Always have, always will. You can't change the Vatican on that.

But, just the same, sorry, guys & dolls, you're in the same boat with us heteros, or breeders, as you call us (don't get me started).

We, too, when married at City Hall, have to live with the "civil union" moniker. And...it, too, is not recognized by the church.

So get off your high horse, and fight for domestic partner benefits, not the right to get married. It ain't happenin'.