Because you can't handle the truth. We live in an odd world these days, and no day goes by without something contradictory happening. Or double standards occurring. The sheer lunacy of it all. Pointed out to you by yours truly. Enter the LoongTao!

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Soda Jerk Revisited

Ok. I see the point, but I cannot stand corrected. Space Cadet Captain Kirk mentions that the Caffeine-Free Diet Coke has the same space as Diet Coke but a different consumption rate. (uh, yeah, about 3 cans a day.) Touche.

Uh, don't forget the Diet Coke in the door, buddy. That's an additional case. But I heard about the Caffeine-Free, which sucks, by the way, and for good reason nobody, well somebody, drinks it. So to keep the natives from getting restless, the CFDC will drop from 4 sixpacks to 2 six packs and the DC will expand by 2 sixpacks.

Are you happy now. Too many chiefs, not enough injuns. All this from a numbers cruncher. Allocations. Geez. Now get the hell out of my kitchen. Don't you have clients to call?


At 2:13 PM, Blogger Thomas Hawk said...

I think we need more Dr. Pepper.

At 2:14 PM, Blogger Discfree.com said...

We have enough Dr. Pepper, the real question is when are we going to start stocking beer in the fridge?


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