Because you can't handle the truth. We live in an odd world these days, and no day goes by without something contradictory happening. Or double standards occurring. The sheer lunacy of it all. Pointed out to you by yours truly. Enter the LoongTao!

Tuesday, January 24, 2006


You know you're an animal lover when...

So, here's two pigeons. One male. One female. The're locking beaks, about to do the nasty. When along comes another male trying to move in on the female. The other male tries to shoo him away twice, to no avail, so he gives up.

Well, something has to be done. Enter the LoongTao. I walk over, and remember, these are downtown pigeons, so they're people-friendly. The invading male is in between the other male and the female. I reach out towards the invader and he starts to move away, then back. I reach out farther. He flies over the other male. One last move, the infamous "hand clap". Just loud enough to scare him and not the couple.

The invader flies away and the other male starts walking over to the female.

Success of the LoongTao, baby. That's what it's all about. In all walks of life.

And no, I didn't stay around to watch the deed.

Even though I normally do.

Gotta go, I hear nature calling....


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